ONE MILLION PAGEVIEWS!
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NEW YEAR NEW FRONTIERS
Like a man being attacked by a succubus my current erection is going on four hours and I should see a doctor. We’ve officially achieved 1 million page views in January 2021. That’s right:
ONE MILLION!
AND THANKS TO MY BOIS AT PATREON HAVE THE FUNDS TO PAY FOR IT!
I don’t know if you’ve seen how fucking meaty the home page has become recently with all these uncommonly attractive donors:
Update your tinder bio linking to this fucking webpage because you guys just made history. I’m not kidding, telling a girl you’re an important investor in MyWaifuList and she’ll derobe faster than characters in a low budget studios first slime encounter.
Seriously, you guys are the best. I love each and every one of you like your dad never did; even if you like ugly bastard or NTR.
Where do we go from here?
NEXT STOP THE MOON
“BUT HOW!?” you ask,
The plan is simple:
- Instagram influencers
- Tiktok influencers
- Popular Youtubers
- Elon Musk
If you are ANY of the above and want to see MWL go to the moon, drop us some support and I will tag your account with your with a custom title of your handle when the new update for comment ships. This allows you to comment and flop your giant pixelated manhood all over the site at the same time.